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Amanda Bynes: Bitch Can't Drive
dlisted.com 1 day, 19 hours agoAmanda Bynes was reportedly involved in ANOTHER vehicular hit-n-run. The victim claims Amanda clipped her on the 101 in the San Fernando Valley on April 10th and then sped off. The person she massaged bumpers with gave chase after recording the license plate number and noting who she was. Amanda and her BMW ran a red light and escaped. Fuck, once she hits something and gets her smartphone knocked out of her hand - bitch is suddenly The Driver. She needs to start taking the driver's ed car, complete with a p
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The Japanese Are Taking "Eat A Dick, Bitch" Way Too Seriously
dlisted.com 3 days, 12 hours agoYou might want to hit pause on that Memorial Day Weekend hot dog before reading this. You've been warned. France 24 posted this story about a Japanese artist who brace yourself, Bridget...removed, cooked, and served his genitals to five people in Tokyo. Lest you think this was some sort of super-freaky serial killer incident, think again. These people were willingly dining on his hog. This brings every eating dick-related insult to the forefront and makes them flee in terror. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH PEO









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