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The Caption This Contest Winner For May 10Th!
dlisted.com 2 weeks, 4 days ago"Alien VS Sexual Predator" - TexnDoc Runners-up: Arnold greets his second love child, the one he had with Whoopi Goldberg. - Glen Arnie finally meets one of the steroids that he built his career on. - tojo John Travolta gives Arnie a thank you shake for giving him some good advice on how to do things on the down low without getting noticed. - Coffy73 via Break.com
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Open Post: Hosted By The Spitting Flower Of Chicago
dlisted.com 3 weeks, 5 days agoFor a second there, I thought Roseanne got a new wig. While a taping for WCIU in Chicago, a reporter and a cameraman witnessed a delicate swan decorate the sidewalk with her loogie blossoms over and over again. Homegirl hocks up so many phlegm bombs that you can practically smell the crust on them (and yes, they smell like GARDENIAS). But don't worry, she's just got a cold and it's not catchable. So you won't find yourself hocking up lung smegma, but you will find yourself hocking up dry heaves while watchi


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