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John Travolta's Got Eight Inches And Thinks All High Class People Love Gay Sex
dlisted.com 3 weeks, 1 day agoAfter I tucked myself into bed last night, I read the entire not-so-happy-ending massage lawsuit thrown at John Travolta by an unnamed masseur, and if you haven't already done so, you should do so tonight. Push away your laminated copy of 50 Shades of Mom Cream and get into this bedtime story. Yes, your nightmares will be haunted by a wig-wearing bloated pasty walrus waving his 8-inch dick of doom at you, but sometimes you have to suffer for foolery. What we already know is that a masseur claims that on Jan
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'Dark Shadows' Is More Light Than Dark
forbes.com 2 weeks, 4 days agoAs the credits rolled at the end of Dark Shadows, my father turned to me and said, "I don't get it. Was it supposed to be a comedy or a horror?" I didn't understand what he meant: obviously it was a comedy. There were some watered down PG-13 horror, but there was nothing about it I considered horrific. But when you consider the movie is about the vampires, witches, and yes, even werewolves, it would have been nice to have had my flesh crawl just once. It doesn't mean that I didn't like Dark Shadows???after
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