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Frank DeMaria, Kung Fu "Grandmaster," Taught Kids The Art Of Penis Pulling. Now He's Going To Prison
villagevoice.com 1 week, 1 day agoFrank DeMaria, 67, is a kung fu "grandmaster" who taught children the finer points of the martial arts. One of his lessons, unfortunately, involved having prepubescent girls "pull" on his penis -... Continue reading "Frank DeMaria, Kung Fu "Grandmaster," Taught Kids The Art Of Penis Pulling. Now He's Going To Prison" >
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Now I Might As Well Stop Training Kung Fu
buzzpatrol.com 4 weeks, 1 day agoEverything Is Terrible presents this awesome Rapist Beware Course, a collection of completely WTF self-defense techniques you can employ to fight off a potential rapist or murderer, including “passing gas” or “urinating on yourself” in an attempt to gross an attacker out. And, of course, lets not forget the ever-popular “just bite his cuccumber off and spit it out” technique. Who needs hours of martial arts training when Everything Is Terrible can show you how it’s done. Share with Addthis Now I Might As We


















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