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Michael Fassbender Is Shirtless, Pale And Beautiful On The Cover Of THR
celebitchy.com 3 weeks, 6 days ago*CRASH* What just happened? Oh, I must have passed out after staring too hard at MICHAEL FASSBENDER’S MAN-NIPS on the cover of The Hollywood Reporter . OMG. He made the cover. OMG. Shirtless. Ginger. Arms. Man-nips. Hands. Blue eyes. Shark teeth. FASSBENDER. So, yes. This is happening. It’s on, bitches. What I have for Fassy is so far beyond a “crush”. It’s just full-blown obsession and it’s crushing me. Why isn’t he mine? Look at the cover , he seems to beckoning me, right? “Come hither, lass. I shall wrec


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