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Hot Slut Of The Day!
dlisted.com 2 weeks agoIn honor of the day after the day you spent $65 on last-minute Sunday delivery at FTD because your drunk ass forgot to get your mom a gift on Annual Mama Je'e' Day, here's Bridget , a 10-year-old Yorkie who is foster mommy to five tiny pussies at Utah's Humane Society. It's Sunday, I'm all the way hung over, it's Mother's Day and what we all really need is a beautiful interspecies maternal love story! MSNBC says that Bridget's journey to motherhood started out with a major case of the dads. Bridget birthed
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An Interstellar Burst
dooce.com 1 week, 3 days agoA couple of weeks ago my brother and I agreed to meet at a sushi restaurant for lunch. A few hours beforehand he texted me to make sure our plans were still firm: (Putting it "in" my website. HOLY SHIT I SEXTED MY BROTHER.) We ordered a ton of bait, and every five minutes or so we'd joke about taking a picture of a piece of albacore tuna hanging out of our mouths and sending it to our easily nauseated father, he who is so repulsed by sushi that he would not touch a piece of it even if someone was holding on
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